Don't tell anyone, but I'm a member of a super secret organization created to, at our earliest convenience, killing Stephanie Meyer. Freedom for Anglo-Saxton Grammar.
I, and the other people at FAG, think that Twilight is atrocious because, not only of how it's written, but what it does. People, and by people I mean little girls, like Twilight because it's romantic and fantasy fulfillment. It's not good literature on its own, it's not a good story on its own. But somehow, the combination of unrealistic expectations and
Am I jealous? Yes, to a small extent, in the same way everyone is jealous of everyone else more successful than they are. But I'm more offended that people will spend their money on drek, realize that it's drek, and then spend more money on it.