I hate popular things, because I'm cool.
So stop it. Stop enjoying something for its intrinsic values. You need to start hating everything because it's cool to hate everything. What do you mean my argument lacks internal consistency?
Look, if you don't hate your favorite TV Show/song/band/album/movie/book/video game, then I guess I'll have to do it for you. I'll stalk you everywhere you go; hunt you down and yell at you for liking something that is popular.